Friday, September 04, 2009

Friend Friday

This is Puffy's best friend, Gator. He's a poop-too doggie. Schitzoo? Somethin' like that. When he comes over, they get silly and run around in circles and annoy the phooey out of me. Gator is intact and he likes to hump EVERYTHING! And for the record, when I'm not in the mood, I'm NOT IN THE MOOD! And I clamp my tail tight to my bum and sit on it. And if he doesn't STOP, I clamp my jaws of death around his scrawny little neck and sit on him. Eventually somebody notices he can't breath and rescues his scrawny little self. When a girl says NO, she means NO. Humph!


Martha Basset said...

Hi Bonnie
We know that problem only too well!! Some dogs just don't understand NO!
We think you are dealing with the situation very well - Bailey can be a nippy little thing and soon gets rid of such unwelcome attention.
Martha, being much more timid, gets quite upset leaving everyone in the family to try and chase off the dog who really needs a trip to the vet!
We have both been spayed but as you say some dogs will hump anything that moves!
Have a lovely weekend.
Martha & Bailey xxxxx

Mango said...

Oh dear. Pee-Wee and I are intact, but we are not humpers. Well, Pee-Wee does hump my stuffies, but them momma washes them and they are all better.


pughy said...

What a super cute picture in the hat..

Have a good weekend

Hugs GJ xx

BRUTUS said...

Maybe if Gator would loose the silly hat you might be more receptive to his amorous advances? My momma made my vet take something important from me when I started humping my brother. Can't say I miss 'em though, since they made sitting sort of uncomfortable...
Good luck with Gator - should we send yo a can of Mace just in case??

Brutus the Frenchie

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Ain't it the truth.

Lilly and Carrleigh

Dory and the Mama said...

You tell him Bonnie!!!


Inky and Molly said...

Watch out, the Sheriff is in town