Sunday, January 10, 2010

How cold...?

How cold is it?   No way!  Below freezing you said?  Are you sure those meds aren't messing with yer brains?
But.....this is sunny Floriduh!  I can see the sun shine!    Well, lets throw another log on the fire then.....what? No Fireplace?  Why would you buy a house in Floriduh with no fireplace?  Oh, you thought keeping cool was more important?   I hear that happens when you have hot flashes.   I'll hafta ask Hamish about this Glow Ball Worming.  Makes no sense to me if it's warming, how come it's colder?   What?   It's got nothing to do with me being BLONDE!!!  

This is my New Years Eve pawty dress.  Not that I got to go out on ANY dates.  And there will not be any rude comments about the size of my derriere.  So I gained a few pounds over the howlidays!  And I've not had any walkies that really count, cuz I've been spending all my time perched at my Mr.'s feetsies.  I refuse to let him out of my sight and I stay as close to him as I can. 

There are those of you who have asked about my idiot Marine.  He's the youngest of my human step-brothers.   He splained that you are never an X-Marine, you are always a Marine.  He's living at home now and going to college.  He's used to staying up all night and snoozin all day since his classes are at night.  Well, me n Puffers are used to being UP and about all day,  so sometimes (not saying it was me) somedoggie pee'd on the carpet cuz he wasn't taking us out when we needed to go out.   No long walkies....maybe, if we were lucky, just down to the stop sign and back.  About 2/10ths of a mile round trip.  I got a news flash for him....his new class schedule came last week...and a couple of days he will hafta be in class at 9am.  I don't even know if he's aware there is a 9am!!!  But I'm gonna snicker when he stumbles out the door, I might even try to trip him.   Serves him right for stuffin me in that crate so long!

The Mr. came home right before New Years.  He's had his ups n downs.  There is a nurse lady comes by every day or so to pokey him with a sharp tooth thingy and make him bleed.  SHE has to put me up when the nurse comes by cuz I wanna get tween the nurse and my Mr.    That makes me have a terrier tantrum in the crate.   VERY NOISY.   AROOOOOO - squeeeeee squeeeeeee squeeeeeee AROOOOOOO!

Well, I've got lots of feet warming to do, since it's so dang cold.  How cold?  Pipe freezin cold!  Two of the houses on the street have already had pipes burst.  Our walls aren't insulated like houses up north.  Me n the Mr. are watching lots of TV.  Or rather, I watch, he sleeps.  OK...I admit it, I do my share of snoozin too.
I hope every critter had a wonderful howliday season, with lots of crumb hooovering under the tables. 
Stay warm and snuggle up to yer fave peep. 


BRUTUS said...

I'm sure that you being there warms more than the Mr's feet - I bet you warm his heart too :) Glad to hear he is home (and seems to have some nice new socks too!!).

Snugglin' Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

We know the Mr. loves having you snuggle up close to him. We hope he feels well enough to go on a walk with you soon.

Our Dad is a Marine too - retired. But our Mom gets him out of bed and up and running every morning. We like Marines. But they do get sidetracked and sometimes you have to pee in the house to get their attention.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Woooos! It is very cold here too and I am lovin it!
Scampi has been wearing his little coat around the house because he is cold too... I am sure I would have a temper tantrum too if I was locked in a crate and someone was torturing dad!
-Kira The BeaWoootiful

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

I am wearing a sweater for the first timeEVER in my life! BRRRRRR

Bussie Kissies

Mango said...

I overheard Momma and Master wondering if folks down south had insulated walls. We had thought maybe yes to keep the cool air in during the summer, but I guess not. Bummer! You all must be freezing! This is most concerning. Where will we get oranges?

Sorry about the idiot marine. Sheesh! What a dope.

You are taking great care of Mr. But do let the nurse see him too, OK?


P.S. I think your dress looks fine as well as your firm buttocks

Jazzi said...

Hey Bonnie, great to hear from you again, I am glad that your MR is home and that you are taking good care of him. gotta keep an eye out and I would be screaming from my kennel too.

It was -8 here this morning, but we are insulated. so keeping plenty warm, but one thing with the cold, it makes you do your business ASAP and get back inside, BOL

Hopefully it will warm up for you soon. Take care and Yah I would crack up watching the idiot marine get to class by 9:00 AM!!! BOL


Brenda said...

Just stopped in to thank you for visiting Ladybug and I. She has been worrying over her Mr also. He broke his collar bone in a snowmobile accident and has not been with it for over a week. Ladybug is not a lap dog at all....She has been sitting on her Mr's lap and licking his hand all week. She cannot figure out what the problem is. The Mr's surgery is tomorrow hope things will be back to normal soon. Actually Miss Bug is suppose to be the Mrs's dog because she was a Christmas gift from the family. The joke was on her, the Mrs. that is.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We just know Mr. appreciates you keeping his tootsies warm, Bonnie!
Stay warm!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

you just snuggle right in sweetie!

Bobby said...

Thanks for dropping by, it sounds very hard work all this feet warming.
I am sick of the snow and ice
Do I detect you are a bit grumpy.

Hamish Westie said...

Hi Bonnie
I just love the shot of you in your party frock. Don't ever listen too any idiot suggesting that your rear is too big. Who wants to snuggle up against some stick insect?
Oh, and Gail says to say thank you for the practical advice about dealing with my 'wee problem'.
There is no danger of anyone having hot flashes in this household right now (one good thing about the cold weather, says Gail). I am hoping glbal warming hurries up a bit.
Cheers, H.
PS Best wishes to the Mr. We do hope its more ups than downs from now on.

Dory and the Mama said...

What a good feetie warmer and Mr. nursie you are being Bonnie!!

We are cold here in Texas too...but they are saying the warmer weather is just around the corner so hang in there!!!


Eric said...

I'm wigging my wagger like mad seeing you again and knowing your Mr is back home. I can see with my own pies what an excellent job you are doing looking after him.

Now our terrier tantrums Bonnie, instead just bark to the nursie in the morning that dogs are the best medicine. Bet your Mr agrees.

Sending you and your leggeds plenty of wiry good wishes and loads of healing zen for your Mr.

Wiry love Eric xxx

TwoSpecialWires said...

We're glad your Mr is home, and we're pleased the cold temps haven't frozen up your pipes (any of them) or dulled your humor. You do make us laugh.

One more day of cold. Right?
Cheers and happy new year
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Asta said...

You awe the absolute bestest medcin fow youw Mr..He's suwe to be bettew and bettew wif you wawming faw as , ummm, the "idiot mawind", hehehe..if he can't stick to a's cewtainly not youw fault.

btw. I think you look absolutely divine in youw NewYeaws Eve dwess. I didn't have a date this yeaw eithew..hwmpfffffff..
and youw dewwiewe is NOT s the angle of the camwa, evewyone knows that.

Stay wawm
love and smoochie kisses,ASTa

Martha and Bailey said...

Stay warm!! You are doing a good job there looking after your Mr.
Martha & Bailey xxx

Farley said...

I like your new years party dress, and hope that you are able to continue to stay warm, cuddling with the humans feet!

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

You all are just about the sweetiest doggies that I know. You all remind me so much of Asta, she is my sissie you know. We go back a long ways. I hope we can become friends too. Please come back and visit.
Thanks for stopping to share in my first birthday celebration. Glad you had a good time at the party. It was so nice to see you. You might want to head back as the party continues through the weekend. We now have a Wii Guitar World Hero game to play.

Bobby said...

Well its so hard to pick the best one, but the little pink number rings my bells.

Inky and Molly said...

You tell that nurse. What's she poking your Mr for?