Friday, October 30, 2009

How SKEEER-EEE is this?

I went to the groomer today and if that wasn't bad enuff, look closely and see how they tortured me.

It's the DREADED BOWS!!!

But not to worry, I know just how to get rid of these thingies.

Give your head a fast shake, similar to a squirrel/stuffie shake to remove the offending bows.

Dratted, they are still firmly attached!

This is not funny....swift warrior princesses DO NOT wear bows.
Or tu-tus....more on that later.
Or stooopid punkin outfits...HAHAHA its tooooo small for me!
Bonnie the wee Scottie
(I'm going to drown my humiliation in a nice 12 year old single malt)


ScamperingScotties said...

You have bows and a bandanna! Very festive and you look adorable : )

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos! Bummer about the bows, I am so glad that has not happened to me! try barking a lot, and shaking of the head, and rubbing with the paws.....
Happy Halloween anyway, you deserve a Treat!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

MAX said...

Hey there, Bonnie
You look adorable! Have you tried rolling in the mud?

Jazzi said...

Hey Bonnie, You look good after the groomer. I know, I hate the bow things or anything on my head or by the ears. Try scratching or rolling around, that works for me. You might be able to loosen them, thne shake it right off!!

Happy Haloween

Maggie and Mitch said...

The bow and bandana are better than some of the other costume choices out there, Bonnie! We say, keep what you have! Happy Halloween!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Martha and Bailey said...

Bonnie, we think you and Hamish are a match made in heaven!
We can just see you now curling up on the sofa with your single malt putting the world to rights.
We agree that bows are not what warrier princesses should be wearing but you do look kinda cute.
Our advice is find something disgusting to roll in - they will soon have them out and want to wash them.......well, and you! Maybe not such a good plan.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

Mango said...

Bonnie! Momma wants you to come to our estate and sit on the mantel looking totally adorable in your bows.

Eeeesh! Perhaps your mom should try those bows on herself.


Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Mom grooms us and we never get bows!! Sometimes Java gets one when he goes to the groomer to get bathed and Mom jerks it off as soon as he is in the car, if she doesn't do it in the waiting room as she is paying.

Happy Howl-O-Ween to you too.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Asta said...

Despite the dweaded bows(I hate them too) You look gowgeous!
I hope you get lots of tweats to make up fow it..I have to go get hoomoiliated in public today..poow me.
May I have a sip of that single malt to get me thwoo it?
smoochie kisses

Audrey the Photographer Dog said...

Hi, Sorry about the bow situation, but you look great, really!

Dory and the Mama said...

It could have been worse...your Mama could have done your hair!

I think you look pretty dern cute, try rubbing your head on the floor, that used to work for me... :-)


TwoSpecialWires said...

We see the blur you've mentioned. Give it a good shake, as you say.

We're assuming the bows are long gone by now. We are reading fast and furiously trying to catch up.

(You DID look adorable - we know - now what you want to hear - but it's our opinion)
Jake and Fergs xxoo