Sunday, October 18, 2009

Squirrely wrath jaws of death!

SHE's back! And she brought me a FAKE squirrel! I will now demonstrate what one should do with a REAL squirrel, should the joyous occasion present itself.



First you catch it and with a good firm grasp about it's middle......





.... shake it till it stops squirming.


A good hard fast shake, too fast for the flashybox to capture. Then you need to disembowel it.


Roll.....oopsey....dropped it!





Roll .....with it FIRMLY grasped in your teefers.




The squirrely wrath jaws of death!


Right after this photo, SHE had to remove Puffy from my jaws. He came within 2 feet of my new stuffie and I jumped his old bones! SHE had to pick me up off the floor and give me a good shake to make me drop him. Dang it! One of these days when she's not lookin.....I'm gonna have Puff for lunch! Course, he's awfully tough...probably tastes like a rawhide chew bone.
I can't wait to catch up with all the news now that she's back.
Sniffies.....Bonnie





21 comments:

Mango said...

Sounds like she practiced some squirrel moves on your small and shakeable self. Hey, at least she picked you up, when I have to drop something momma just knocks me on the head with her knuckles.

Slobbers,
Mango

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

We are so glad you are back in the office. Some Scotties had began to worry about you.

Hope your Mom enjoyed her time of.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and JAva

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Bonnie! We are so glad you are back! Excellent demo on squirrel catching, I use those tricks all of the time, just do not eat the stuffie....(or the other dog...)
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Jazzi said...

Yes, we are all so glad that you are back, We were starting to worry. You better not let your mom be gone that long again, lol

Great job on the squirrel. I ate too much stuff like wipes, dryer sheets, kleenex etc and was sick for 2 days, so DONT eat the stuffing, just rip it to shreds!! lol

Lotsa tail wags at ya
Jazzi

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Strong work, Bonnie on that squirrel!!! You look pawstively ravishing upsidedown...(Lacie runs to the mirror and begins tilting her head at odd angels to see if she looks as good...)

I have some fab recipes for stuffie squirrel stew if ya need em?????

Kisses, Girlie...


Lacie

MAX said...

Hey there and welcome back
Sounds like "RAMBO' in your household. We'd hate to see what ya do to a real squirrel. Now....have you tried CATS?
Lotsalicks
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Life With Dogs said...

Nice dissection! :)

Hamish Westie said...

Great post Bonnie. One learns such interesting stuff, reading these blogs!
Cheers, H.

Eric said...

Oooh smart Scruffy.How close were you to dis em bowling Puffy?!!

Wiry loves and kisses Eric xx

Maggie and Mitch said...

Good work on the squirrel, Bonnie!
We're glad you're back! We missed you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Asta said...

Bonnie
What a spiwited battle,WOW
Those jaws of deaf..A weal squiwwel wouldn't have had a chance.
It's so gweat to see you back!!!!
how do you manage to stay so lovely looking while being so tough??
Smoochie kisses
ASTA

TwoSpecialWires said...

So. Who do you think had more fun? You? Or Her? Personally, I think the squirrel looked like GREAT fun!

We're glad you're back (or, rather, She's back!)
Jake and Fergi

Agatha and Archie said...

Excellent and accurate demonstration....Love A+A

Martha Basset said...

Welcome back! We missed you - what a great demonstration of what to do with a squirrel!!!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

BRUTUS said...

Good to see you again, wee buddy! Since you're back, don't foget to enter our contest :)

Great job with the squirrel-handling! I think i learned a thing or two!!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

OMD OMD OMD! We are totally twins in our attack modes! YESSS!!!!!

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Ha, Bonnie....you're too funny! Great skwerl shakin lesson, thanks, and cool action shots!
Better luck next time with Puffy :D
Looks like our timing's pretty spot-on too....we've also been away for a while and back tonight!
Slobbers xx

Asta said...

bonnie
You silly..you think I would waste a squiwwel soop on hoomans? no way
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Euri said...

I keep trying to get a real squirrel but they keep getting away. I hope you have fun with your stuffed squirrel

Nellie and Calvert (The Giant) said...

Oooh... I have a stuffy squirrel that I play with all the time too. Of course when I get bored playing with it I move on to my sista Nellie! hehehe

Paws-out
Calvert (oh and Nellie too)

Sassy Kat said...

Great lookinjg toy there, bet you will have hours of fun playing with it.

Thank you so much for coming to my retirement send off. It meant a lot to me that you were there. It has been a pleasure getting to know you.
Love to you and your family.