Tuesday, December 08, 2009

It's MY Barkday!!

Today is my barkday! I am 2 years old! Finally! Now I can DATE!!! For real! The Mr. promised when I was 2 I could get a real boyfriend. However, SHE says not to get my hopes up so soon, cuz the Mr. has to be all better before I even start flirting. She is such a spoil sport.

I have lots of things to catch up so this will be a hodge podge bloggie update.

First there was the....ummmm.....flea incident. She thinks the idiot Marine let us walk in the neighbors yard and they have large outdoor doggies. Somebody got a flea while she was with the Mr. in the hospital. Somebody shared the flea with ME! I got the major itchies. Puffy too. We convinced the IM that he didn't need to brush us while she was gone. Well, as you can see from this photo, the mats got out of hand with all the nibbling and scratching. My beardie is all over the place. Last week she spent 2 days combing us out slowly and then hauled my fluffy fanny off to the groomers for a flea dip, clip, etc.

Look! It's the dreaded bows again! Can somebody explain why the groomers over accessorize? I mean, bows or bandana, but not both. Makes me look like a cross dresser on steroids. And people, please, pay attention to the color of the collar and leash? Pink/purple plaid does NOT go with with Christmas red and green.

All dressed up for Christmas....for about an hour. Then the bows mysteriously dissapeared.

Puffy even got his hairs all cut off. Washed, dipped, treated. It was an all day adventure. She did it herself. Can'tcha tell? Ragged Andy looks better. We still have some itchies. She's hoping it's cosmic fleas, but just in case, she's treating the carpet around our beds and crates with Borax tomorrow. And re-washing all the bedding.

Did you watch the end of Monk? I did. I love watching TV with the Mr. I bark at that kitty litter commerical, you know the one where the kitty recruits the bloodhound to sniff out the litter-box? I know...it just proves how blonde I can be sometimes. I even go look behind the TV when the kitty walks off screen. Blonde to the bone.

Here's a fanny furry shot for all you hunky guys! Did you know I have these adorable dimples on each butt cheek? You can only see them when I'm fresh from the groomers. My fanny skin is black so they really show up nice, don't you think? Eat yer heart out guys!

I've done lots of theraputic snuggling with my Mr. She even put the bench back at the end of the bed so I can hop up without him having to lift me up and down. It's important to stay close to him and protect him when she's busy. He's going in the hospital next week, so please keep him in your pawreyers for me.

She got me a new party dress to wear Saturday when the ladies come over for their Christmas party. I have to help be the hostess, and clean up all the crumbs and greet everyone. I can't wait to see all the ladies.

My REAL Birthday Suit, no collar, harness....just Bonnie-lischisnous!

Somebody blow out the candles so I can eat my cake!!

I even shared my yuummy cake with Puffy. I can be nice sometimes. After all, someones making a list and checking it twice.


Tanuki Maxx said...

Woo hoo! Happy Barkday to woo!!!


Jazzi said...

Hey Bonnie, we have been missin you around here. Just wondering how everyone is. That was a great post, all kinds of news. Sorry about those darn fleas. I have never had them, and my mom is glad seeing how I am Black, they would be tough to see.
Your dress looks cute and you will be a good hostess.
Oh yah, happy Barkday!!!


Jazzi said...

Dont ask questions but we need your address. Could you e-mail it to us at Dcraftsalot@aol.com?

Hamish Westie said...

Hi Bonnie - Happy Barkday!
Was that cake as totally delicious as it looks?
See what you mean about over-accessorizing. I like my ladies in the real birthday suit best!
Cheers, H,

Inky and Molly said...

Happy Birthday Honey!!
Enjoy that cup cake.
Sheesh, they shaved your bits alright...

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

HAPPY BARKDAY TO YOU!!! You, Lilly and Piper are all December babies, as well as our Mom.

We're so glad to see you back - we had missed you terribly. And we hope that your Mr. is recovering nicely - we'll keep him in our prayers.

Carrleigh really likes your dress - our Mom has been trying to find one for her that would be suitable but has no luck - we live back in the sticks!!

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Mango said...

Bonnie! I love your panty loons and bows. You look fabulous. So you can date now, huh?

We could make beautiful Mascotts together.


The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

how gorgeous! happy barkday and we loved the pics of you! especially liking the cake!!!

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Woooos Happy Barkday Bonnie!!!!!
Bummer about the fleas, Scampi gets them, but I never seem to, Mom says it is because they cannot find my skin through all of the fur....
Wooos to you for taking good care of the MR. will will be keeping our paws crossed for all of woo!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

TwoSpecialWires said...

Happy Happy Birthday, Bonnie!!! We loved reading this post. And It made us feel happy inside. Best of all we loved that picture of you in your birthday suit. You are a beautiful two year old. The boys are gonna fight for you.

And about those fleas. Fergi evidently ATE one in her meticulous attempt to keep herself nice when we were in Florida. That ONE FLEA (we never saw another) gave her yucky icky tapeworms!!!! So, maybe you can count yourself lucky. (They were gross!)

Jake (and Fergs - she'll never live it down!)

ScamperingScotties said...

Happy birthday to you! Caolin and you share the same birthday. He is 3 today!

Brodie barks at the same commercial. Really any commercial or show with dog, cat, horse, or baby.

Have a great birthday!

Ginger Jasper said...

Happy Brthday to you... Your cake looks yummy.. Hugs GJ xx

Dory and the Mama said...

Happy Barkday Bonnie!!! My Mama has the SAME BARKDAY except for she was born about a trillion years ago!!!

We have your Daddy on our pawrayer list!!


Petey said...

Those are the cutest photos of you with that pupcake! Happy Barkday! And what is it with those groomers? Can't they get shampoo that smells like things dogs like? Like dog treats, stinky things on the sidewalk, mud?

Hope you had a fun day!!!

Your pal,


Abigail said...

Glad to hear your having a better week, I am sure that the MR. needs those snuggles.

Maggie and Mitch said...

Happy birthday, Bonnie! Don't burn your nose on that candle while you're making your birthday wishes, okay!
You look adorable in your pretty dress!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

BRUTUS said...

Happy belated Barkday, Bonnie!! Bummer about the Fleasies.... All you flowing locks, gone.... Love the new dress, like the bandana, but we're with you on the bows; overkill!! Glad you took care of that in short order. Keep loving on that Mr. of yours, we'll keep him in our prayers!!

Brutus the Frenchie

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Hey you are a cutie patootie!

Bussie Kissies

Martha and Bailey said...

Happy Barkday Bonnie, we are really sorry we are late!
This xmas thing seems to be getting in the way.
You are looking very pretty but we have to tell you we think you are far too young to date!
Martha is three and has not had a date.
Bailey is six and she's not telling!
Do you have any canine in mind?
love you lots
Martha & Bailey xxx

Emma said...

Happy Barkday!! loving the cake photos! Adorable xxx

Bella the Westie said...

Happy birthday Bonnie and best wishes.
You look so pretty in your dress and that cake looks yummy !
Love, Bella.

Angus said...

Thanks for the ideas on getting rid of the caterpillar nests. What worked for your grandfather would probably get me into prison here in deepest France.

Bella the Westie said...

You look cute in your party dress - I like your "hottie" hat too
I have some photos with dresses to post on my blog, can I also include your photo, so we can have a doggie fashion parade.
Love, from Bella, Mum Isabella and Dad Pascal.