I've been attacked by the dreaded cone of humiliation.
Get me out!
Send the biggest bestest chewers and chew me out.
I'm so saaaad. Please help me.
Not only do I have this awful thingy strapped around my neck, but I've got a hurt toe too.
My nail bed is all swollen and it hurts and I NEEEEED to lick it.
Not only that, but it smooshes my ears and my pretty beardie.
It's making my lovely Scottie profile look...well..
Please help me!